A little humor

By the time you read this, Uncle Rodrigo and Aunt Melissa have already made it to Chez Bellinha. To help us work through the visit of that particular male, we're adopting some gallows humor that you might just enjoy as well.

First, this is how people like Uncle Rodrigo try to break the Internet. (Warning: There's a brief commercial at the beginning.)

Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

Next is a look at alternative sources for child care:

Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas