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Monday, April 02, 2007

Lil' Genghis' lil' update

So mom and dad are exploring new levels of sleep deprivation, but might be doing better than others because of the experience from the tough pregnancy. So far, Isabella is really a miracle -- she has a way of making your heart melt when she grabs a finger with her fingers or, today, her toes; she has the most expressive eyes; etc. etc. etc. More to the point, she only cries for four reasons: diapers, food, pending diaper and Uncle Rodrigo. Let's look closer:
  • diapers. Our little lady has high standards for personal hygiene, something she clearly got from her mom instead of ... yeah.
  • food. So, she eats for an hour and a half at a clip, every two and a half hours. That leaves roughly 40 percent for sleep, gambling, alcohol and recreational drugs. Then there's all the stuff her parents have to do. She winds up crying for food seemingly all the time.
  • pending diaper. She farts more than the dogs, and she doesn't like it.
  • Uncle Rodrigo. He's the source of a lot of her crying, a few times a week. And when he makes her cry, it's for like 45 minutes at a clip, the most awful heartbreaking noise ever. He says the baby bathtub was on one of our wishlists, but we all know he could've gotten her something comforting, like the bottle warmer, or maybe some bourbon.

So mom is seemingly always feeding, and dad got himself transferred with a longer commute. There's barely time to care for baby, find food at odd times for us, and keep the meth lab and the eBay "photo of expensive merchandise" scams going. It's so hard to juggle a baby, gainful employment and criminal enterprises!

Annnyway, we know you, Dear Reader, are waiting for some photos taken with Bellinha. So here are the photos taken with her.

See, isn't that cool?



We said photos taken with Isabella, fotografias com Bellinha. Mas voce desejo fotografias de Bellinha, pictures of her. Stupid git.

OK. So, based on the miscommunication problems here, we're going to try to feed you little snips of Lil' Genghis and maybe a picture from farther out.


  • For the next baby, I'll give the thermometer then. THAT one.

    By Anonymous UncleRod, at 3/4/07 06:01  

  • I love the phote with finger tips!
    Lovely photo!!!
    And of course the photos made by Bellinha!
    Love you guys!
    Aunt Selle

    By Anonymous Marselle, at 5/4/07 07:17  

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