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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

New record

Bellinha's pushing the 10-pound mark now, making for a gain of 30.5 ounces in the last three and a half weeks. The doctor says she's happy with the little lady's progress, but everybody's trying to figure out if yonder infant is getting heartburn.

The really good news today comes from mom's new new moms' group.

You know those bumper stickers? You know, like, "My child is an honors student at Candlebrook Elementary" or "My moronic shih tzu is smarter than my wife's brother"?

Yeah, turns out sweet Lil' Genghis can outscream the other nine children. If that's not something to be proud of -- think, high oxygen intake, good lung capacity and those huge dad feet, making for one heck of a potential basketball player -- what is?

5 Comments:

  • Please,Bellinha's dad,use civilized units in your posts.Please,translate this pounds and ounces to us.
    I supose she is growing fast,but I can't "see" how much it is!
    ( please,unclerod,help me!!!)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/4/07 10:02  

  • This "anonimous" it's me!!!

    By Anonymous GRANDPA, at 11/4/07 10:03  

  • Here's an easy way to convert these units: go to Google and type "30.5 ounces in kg". It will display the result!

    It works for pretty much anything, e.g. "12ft 3in to cm", or "70F to C", or "340 USD to EUR"

    By Anonymous UncleRod, at 11/4/07 11:34  

  • By the way, it can perform calculations too.

    By Anonymous UncleRod, at 11/4/07 11:42  

  • 10 pounds! Wow! She already weighs as much as Kate Moss.

    Make sure you teach her that kleenex is not a meal substitute. Don't obsess over her weight.

    Focus on length, if you want that WNBA all star! Like my 4 year old who is taller than most 7 year olds. I'm already teaching him to do a chest pass and how to box out in the paint.

    By Anonymous Boboli, at 11/4/07 15:13  

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