Raising the Horde

We have different views of raising children:

mom	dad
A loving, warm family	A warm, loving family
Dual citizenship until age 18	Dual citizenship until age 18
An appreciation of diverse cultures and nations	An appreciation of both nuclear weapons and guerrilla warfare
An appreciation for education	An appreciation for education
Multilingual, with English, Portuguese and French	Anyone know Arabic and Mandarin?
An exposure to music and the arts, but only on the Horde's terms	It'd be really neat if the Horde could play slide guitar
No exposure to weapons	Exposure to weapons begins with her boyfriend's first date
A yearning to travel	A yearning to travel
An appreciation for "futebol," the beautiful sport	Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.	An appreciation for America as history's greatest nation.