Health update

• Lil' Genghis is doing just fine in the arms of Vo Mineiro and Lucia.
  
• Aunt Cady fell down and smacked her head on a floor, getting a concussion in the process. Uncle Joe tells us that the warning signs are a lot like freshman year of college: slurred speech, vomiting, dizziness, and the desire to dress your passed-out male roommate in a borrowed bra and blue eyeliner because he peed in your closet. Anyway, she should be fine, for which we're all grateful. The closet, well, let's not think about that.
  
• Aunt Becky had a little health scare before she found out a virus was enlarging her spleen. She's off celebrating the good news now, helping to enlarge her liver. Just what the hell is a pomegranate martini, anyway? dad went to college with Aunt Becky and remembers the martini was two shots of gin for $3, compared to a horrible horrible vodka shot for $2.50. In other words, it was a cheap, fast way to get the party started. When the hell did something other than gin and a miniscule sampling of vermouth become something other than a martini? Geesh.

Oh, yeah. Congratulations to all three ladies on their good health! And a special nod to Aunt Becky's spleen, winner of the Most Obscure Organ Award in 2002, 2004, and 2007!