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Monday, August 07, 2006

Driving dad nuts 8=)

Because it wasn't bad enough before I got pregnant...

... and it's supposed to get worse before it gets better @_o


  • Perhaps that's why "embarassada" means pregnant in Spanish? =)

    dad can try to help, but please have some patience as he tries to learn. Remember the wise words of the American philosopher David Barry, who wrote that "he major issue facing a man and a woman who decide to live together is: Dirt. I am serious. Men and women do not feel the same way about dirt at all. Men and women don't even see dirt the same way. Women, for some hormonal reason, can see individual dirt molecules, whereas men tend not to notice them until they join together into clumps large enough to support commercial agriculture."

    Hey, better me citing Dave Barry than George Carlin. =)

    By Anonymous dad, at 7/8/06 14:20  

  • No George Carlin here, him damn kidophobe!

    By Anonymous mom, at 7/8/06 14:30  

  • What are you saying??!!? George Carlin is no Kidophobe. Check out Shining Time Station (aka Thomas the Tank Engine) and see who played Mr. Conductor for seasons 2 and 3.

    Then you can go to Toys R Us and marvel at how popular Thomas the Tank Engine is.

    Then you can faint when you realize that, yes, a LOT of people actually pay that much for a wooden train.

    By Anonymous Boboli, at 7/8/06 14:53  

  • Yeah, what boboli said. Arguing against George Carlin is like arguing at Randy Newman. Sure, on a single album his voice seems to advocate the use of nuclear weapons against most continents, and also takes the form of a slave-trader trying to get ignorant black people onboard his ship. But you can't call him a kidophobe if he wrote the soundtracks to Toy Story, Toy Story 2, James and the Giant Peach, Babe 2, Monsters Inc., and Cars. This is a great man.

    By Anonymous dad, at 7/8/06 15:00  

  • Yeah, I'm outnumbered.
    Don't you guys have a Mr. Rogers-type to mention instead?

    By Anonymous mom, at 7/8/06 16:25  

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