Introducing the rest of the family

This blog has naturally been focused on Lil' Genghis, but also has lingered heavily upon his parents. We realize we really should have told you more about Lil' Genghis' brother and sister:

	girldog	boydog
Nickname	Bud	Chewbutt
Model year	2002	2002
Curb weight	3 stone (27 kg)	15 pounds (7 kg)
Maximum range	5.0 miles (8 km)	0.5 miles (0.8 km)
Maximum speed	20 mph (32 km/h)	5,000 feet/hr (1,500 m/hr)
Cruising speed	4 mph (6 km/h)	No
Alternate fuels	Beer cans, videotapes, coffee, chocolate	Browned ground beef, sliced ham, baby carrots
Inherited traits	Propensity to lose hair (dad)	Propensity to nap (mom)
Defends against mailman	Yes	Yes
Defends against serial murders who bring dog treats	No	No
Defensive assets	Fearsome bark, big teeth	Nasty farts
Luxury options	Spooning	Cuddling