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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Introducing the rest of the family

This blog has naturally been focused on Lil' Genghis, but also has lingered heavily upon his parents. We realize we really should have told you more about Lil' Genghis' brother and sister:

Model year20022002
Curb weight3 stone (27 kg)15 pounds (7 kg)
Maximum range5.0 miles (8 km)0.5 miles (0.8 km)
Maximum speed20 mph (32 km/h)5,000 feet/hr (1,500 m/hr)
Cruising speed4 mph (6 km/h)No
Alternate fuelsBeer cans, videotapes, coffee, chocolateBrowned ground beef, sliced ham, baby carrots
Inherited traitsPropensity to lose hair (dad)Propensity to nap (mom)
Defends against mailmanYesYes
Defends against serial murders who bring dog treatsNoNo
Defensive assetsFearsome bark, big teethNasty farts
Luxury optionsSpooningCuddling


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