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Monday, March 05, 2007

Contraction practice

We thought Lil' Genghis was ready to make her entry into the world today. Turns out, well, not quite yet.

It turns out it's got something to do with her kicking around in there, angering the womb, which makes it contract, which makes her kick. So mom crashed a couple hours ago with some pain relief, and hopefully things'll look better in the morning.

mom got a bare glimpse of what the real contractions may feel like, and she's not a big fan, not at all.

So, Dear Readers, a request from dad: What sort of relaxation techniques or meditations have you found to work for you in other circumstances?


  • Curse. Like a sailor. It helps...

    By Blogger Melissa, at 5/3/07 06:03  

  • Beat dad.

    By Anonymous UncleRod, at 5/3/07 06:23  

  • Start saying all the dirty words you know - but say it loud!

    By Blogger Silas Alexandre, at 5/3/07 14:35  

  • Babaca! Her dad is your dad is her dad. You want your sister to beat your father? You sick, ungrateful bastard.

    And this after you let your mom wander around airports for 31 hours without offering to help her.


    By Anonymous dad, at 5/3/07 19:33  

  • Bailey's?

    By Anonymous Leeanne, at 6/3/07 10:40  

  • Nope, you are "dad"; my father is "grandpa".

    I just hope Isabella inherits her mom's IQ...

    By Anonymous UncleRod, at 6/3/07 11:06  

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