All hail globalism!
Much of mom's family* will get a prenatal introduction to Lil' Genghis before too long. The trip will be a welcome exploration for the little guy, who is widely expected to join in a multi-cultural and yet globalistic adventure.
We refer, of course, to the banana pies made by McDonald's. They're just not available in the United States. Bastards!
Fortunately, Lil' Genghis will get a crack at them in mom's hometown, albeit second-hand. The mother will enjoy the taste; the baby, whatever scant amounts of nutrients are found within. =)
Apparently, folks in the hometown have realized the value of the banana pies, such that they feel the need to highlight them:
* To clarify: It's entirely possible that we won't see a few thousand of mom's first cousins, based simply upon the requirement to pack people into various buildings. She has approximately 6.02 x 1023 first cousins, plus exponentially more second- and third-cousins. All hail Catholicism, too! =)
We refer, of course, to the banana pies made by McDonald's. They're just not available in the United States. Bastards!
Fortunately, Lil' Genghis will get a crack at them in mom's hometown, albeit second-hand. The mother will enjoy the taste; the baby, whatever scant amounts of nutrients are found within. =)
Apparently, folks in the hometown have realized the value of the banana pies, such that they feel the need to highlight them:
* To clarify: It's entirely possible that we won't see a few thousand of mom's first cousins, based simply upon the requirement to pack people into various buildings. She has approximately 6.02 x 1023 first cousins, plus exponentially more second- and third-cousins. All hail Catholicism, too! =)
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